Host Jimmy Fallon responded Monday with a string of spoof 2028 campaign slogans that jabbed the president over past controversies.
“Remember how awesome it was to have a president in his 80s?”
“Greenland is now worth 300 electoral votes.”
“It’s totally legal, according to new Supreme Court Justices Jake and Logan Paul.”
“If you vote for me, I’ll add you to the top secret group chat,” he joked.